I did this doodle for some of my friends, who were most certainly smoking things when they called me in the middle of the night. I have no fucking idea what it is, but they really wanted a picture of it, so I drew it.
I think it's a viking, or something.
Look, I don’t need a good reason to hate Michael Bay. I know that hating him on the internet is about as common as breathing. But now, now I have a really good reason. Something apart from making dick-fuck shitty movies.
Scarlett Johansson wanted to appear topless in ‘The Island’, but the decision was vetoed by Bay in order to maintain the PG-13 rating.
Fuck you, Michael Bay. You withheld Scarlett Johansson’s breasts from us.
Anyone else notice that the guy who played the Red Ranger in the original power rangers is basically John Belushi?
The Red Ranger
John Belushi
I’m just saying, if they ever wanted to remake Animal House (god fucking forbid), we’ve got a perfectly good Blutarsky right here.
Dissertation. That’s why. I’m so stressed you could probably use my blood to tar roads with.
It’s about comics, if that makes any of you feel better.
Oh yeah, I fucking rock. I made this for Star Wars Uncut, which if you haven’t heard of it is this awesome site where fans get to re-enact 15 second scenes from Star Wars: A New Hope, whereupon they will be stitched into a full-length fan movie. It’s going to be amazing, and I encourage everyone to get on board and make their own scene for the project. Anyway, here’s mine:
Star Wars Uncut – Scene 239 from Hector Lowe on Vimeo.
